hijerking:

morgan freeman’s voice probably sounds even better in his own head

nice-wig-janis:

what even happens inside a dishwasher

midnightsunn: “ I’m in love with her tattoo. ”
bareffaced: “ . ”
"My only regret is that
I didn’t tell enough people
to fuck off."


"One. Do not promise when you’re happy.
Two. When you are angry, do not respond.
Three. Do not decide when you’re sad."